thatdrumcorpsguy:

beautiful-bibliophile:

insp (x

Omg love this

Holy Emma Watson.

#same

rawhumor:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

familyblogger:

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

saf-rimmings:

I-G-G-BYE

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

JD