I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
my table is shaking I love this sound system
It would shake even more if you pounded my ass on it ;)))
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear