uncheerfvl:

xx

jumboburrito:

what even the fukc

catcocoa:

how is this town real

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

moistflow:

talkin on the phone with ur mom like image

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

JD